Okay, so, like, the other day I was messing around, right? And I got this wild idea – I wanted to see if I could recreate that whole “xQc kissing sister” thing. Not in a weird way, obviously! Just, you know, for the memes. It’s all over the internet, so I figured, why not give it a shot, just to see if I could.
First, I needed a “sister.” Obviously, I don’t have a real sister I’d involve in this nonsense. So, I grabbed one of my old dolls – the one with the long blonde hair. Kinda creepy, I know, but it was the closest thing I had. I propped her up on the couch, trying to make her look… I don’t know… relaxed? It was weird.
Then came the hard part – the “kiss.” I’m not gonna lie, it felt super awkward. I mean, it’s a doll. But I leaned in, made a kissing face, and… smack. I pecked the doll on the cheek. It was… anticlimactic. Like kissing a plastic bag. No emotion, obviously.
- Step 1: Find a “sister” substitute (a doll, in my case).
- Step 2: Position the “sister” in a somewhat realistic pose.
- Step 3: Awkwardly attempt the “kiss.”
- Step 4: Instantly regret life choices.
I even tried to take a picture, but it just looked… wrong. Like, deeply, deeply wrong. The lighting was bad, the doll looked possessed, and I just looked like a complete goofball. I deleted it immediately. There was no way I was posting that online. No way.
The Aftermath
Honestly, the whole thing was a bust. It wasn’t funny, it wasn’t interesting, and it definitely wasn’t worth the five minutes I spent on it. My conclusion? Some things are better left as internet mysteries. Trying to recreate them just leads to awkwardness and a slight feeling of self-disgust. I’m sticking to watching actual xQc streams from now on – way less creepy.
